HELPLESSOLDLADY began as a murderer and griefer, razing one of DEKMS' Inn's, and hunting players.
Renowed for her plaintive cry of "Melons!" echoing around spawn, while trying to persuade new players to give her their coordinates. HELPLESSOLDLADY became a Melonthusiast, and founded The Melon Ballers.
She can still occasionally be found offering melons to new players, and sometimes lava trapping them if they rudely log out without thanking her for the life-preserving melony goodness.